Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman
and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car.
The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound
of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals
a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek.
The blonde thinks: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake,
he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thinks: "That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him."
Bill Clinton thinks: "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
George Bush thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again."
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