OPERATION DIRECTOR (1 POSITION) – CODE: OD
FINANCE & ACCOUNTING MANAGER (1 POSITION) – CODE: FA
* Qualification:
- Good education
- Good communication skill
- Good presentation skill
- Good Leader
- Good looking
- Good experiences at the same field
* Compensation & Benefit Package:
- Salary: about USD 250,000/year
- Bonus: at least 3 months salary
- Medical & Insurance package
- Other compensation: about USD 75.000/year
- 2 months vacation leave annually with holiday package at
The Caribbean beach or the other nice places free of tsunami
- Comfortable house with maid and gardener.
- Operation vehicle (BMW 7 series) + driver
Send the application to:
Debris Plaza, Flat Floor
Death road # 666 – Loss district
TYRE – SOUTH LEBANON
MIDDLE EAST
Attention to: HRD - If we’re still there (alive)
Term & Condition:
1. If you have a better lucky, you will be placed at our head office in Beirut (Wish no more Hezbollah out there).
2. There will be an additional benefit (about USD 1 Million - hard cash) if you could evacuate us (and our pets) out of this damn country.
All of the evacuation cost will be our responsibility.
3. Every application will be notified, if there’s no any reply from our HRD within 3 days, kindly resend your application directly to “The Director”.
If there’s still no reply within 2 more days, may you please pray for us and our souls. May God give us the forgiveness and punish the bastards who kick our asses with their god damn bombs.
4. Your application can not be returned and will be filed by our HRD.
In case there’s no more food to consumed.
Build your career with the great challenge at the Middle East.
Be the right man at the wrong place and at the wrong time!
For Your Information: Caribbean is such as a nice place!!!
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